like writing two blog posts in one day. I shall need to make up for this by not blogging for a while; the world should only ever be exposed to small dosages of my thoughts at a time.
Day 3 - Eight ways to winyour heart at random things
1) Get rid of all your cards first.
2) Achieve best out of three when playing rock-paper-scissors.
3) Consume more hot dogs.
4) Knock down all the pins on the first throw.
5) Be the highest bidder at the silent auction.
6) Reach twenty-one points without busting.
7) Sink all the battleships.
8) Be able to distinctly pronounce "chubby bunny" while having more jumbo marshmallows crammed in your mouth.
If you are a loser and would like to win for a change, feel free to print out a copy of this list on how to win. Good luck! Commander JerBear signing off.
Day 3 - Eight ways to win
1) Get rid of all your cards first.
2) Achieve best out of three when playing rock-paper-scissors.
3) Consume more hot dogs.
4) Knock down all the pins on the first throw.
5) Be the highest bidder at the silent auction.
6) Reach twenty-one points without busting.
7) Sink all the battleships.
8) Be able to distinctly pronounce "chubby bunny" while having more jumbo marshmallows crammed in your mouth.
If you are a loser and would like to win for a change, feel free to print out a copy of this list on how to win. Good luck! Commander JerBear signing off.
OMG are you serious about your list XD
ReplyDeleteAre you sure your thoughts should be shared in small dosage? Does it mean someone will get overdosed that way? =p
i don't get the first point.. what cards? LOL
ReplyDeleteand when did u start blogging?!
-fio
Like in Big 2? You win if you get rid of all your cards first =]. And I just started last Thursday!
ReplyDelete"Being bigger" almost always guarantees a win too!
ReplyDeleteUnless you're comparing cellphones or MP3 players or brains (in a game of Dumbness, duh).