Monday 4 April 2011

If you're waiting for change,

wait only as long as it takes for you realize that the one who has to make the changes you want to see happen is yourself.



Day 4 - Seven things that cross your mind a lot

1) Whether or not I'm forgetting something. Like now. I can't shake the feeling that there's something I should be doing instead of blogging... Oh well.

2) Julez and the state of my carpet (when I'm not home).

3) Food, my all-time favorite daydream subject.

4) Sex. According to statistics, men think about sex thirteen times a day!

5) Flatulence. Coincidentally, thirteen is also a person's average number of farts per day. In order to maintain efficiency, I have trained my mind through enormous amounts of self discipline and sheer willpower to think about sex whenever I break wind. This is another testament of my multitasking abilities.

6) God and whether or not what I am doing would be pleasing to Him, which keeps me out of trouble. Most of the time...

7) You ^.~

Oh! Excuse me, I just farted, so..... Commander JerBear signing off.