wait only as long as it takes for you realize that the one who has to make the changes you want to see happen is yourself.
Day 4 - Seven things that cross your mind a lot
1) Whether or not I'm forgetting something. Like now. I can't shake the feeling that there's something I should be doing instead of blogging... Oh well.
2) Julez and the state of my carpet (when I'm not home).
3) Food, my all-time favorite daydream subject.
4) Sex. According to statistics, men think about sex thirteen times a day!
5) Flatulence. Coincidentally, thirteen is also a person's average number of farts per day. In order to maintain efficiency, I have trained my mind through enormous amounts of self discipline and sheer willpower to think about sex whenever I break wind. This is another testament of my multitasking abilities.
6) God and whether or not what I am doing would be pleasing to Him, which keeps me out of trouble. Most of the time...
7) You ^.~
Oh! Excuse me, I just farted, so..... Commander JerBear signing off.
Reading your comment on #5, I see why flatulence isn't on your list of turn-offs ;).
ReplyDelete#7 is kind of a cop-out though--I highly doubt it refers to me :P
I sincerely hope that your multitasking abilities can extend further than those two tasks Jerry. Otherwise, I can see why #1 is common.
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